Sugar & Spice Sometimes Don’t Mix So Nice
Angus: Angus is a prime example of a lack of an education. When not being a sparring dummy, he shines Kane’s shoes and picks lint off of Kane’s suits.
Brett: Brett is the lead singer of the band TOXIN. In his off time, he poses as a surfer, but refuses to go into the water afraid the salt from the ocean might damage his flawless feathered golden hair.
Yngwie: Yngwie plays in a 70’s rock cover band. The band does quite well securing major corporation gigs. This allows him to earn a much better living than what Kane’s Kandy Factory offers. He has been performing less and less as Kane schedules him on the midnight shift. He is the only salaried HR staff to have this shift. Currently Kane’s 88th best friend for 1/2 year, so he feels obligated to maintain his loyalty to Kane.
Chucko: Hired by Kane to be a punching bag for Sugar Roy.
Fizzy Flash: Afraid of snakes, but has a salamander pit he thoroughly enjoys. Related to the guitarist in the band Pistols & Daisies.
Jett: Loves rock & roll and 70’s Kung-fu flicks. That about sums it up.
Roadie Rick: Sets up corporate gigs and seminars along the east coast for candy distributors.
Sid Delicious: Performs with his band (actually, just himself with prerecorded tracks) at schools and carnivals to promote Kandy Kane’s Candy.
James: James dreams of following the footsteps of many pop stars. Any downtime he has he practices lip syncing so he can perform just like the pros perform live. Until then he will continue to work security at Kane’s Factory.
Ulrich: Ulrich is an astrophysicist and Kane’s nephew. Kane convinced him that family comes first and was able to get him to quit his work at NASA to employ his skills at the factory. He is paid slightly above minimum wage, but receives 3% off all the candy he purchased.
Stephan Sweet: He changed his last name just so he could land this job. He keeps a steady beat working the assembly line.
Eddie V Hurlin: A once Olympic hopeful until he went so fast his hair flung from his head. Devastated by the loss, he applied for a position at Kane's Factory. He was offered a job and now is a designated base runner for when the company has softball matches with other companies. You can say things are looking up. (If he doesn't appear in the game, it is because he is still off on workers comp from sliding wrong during last softball game.)
Maynard the Purple Mime: He performs frequently at the park. Unsuspecting to parents, he passes out candy and keeps his thugs roaming the park to make sure the supply never runs low.
Wallace: Wallace is 1/16th Scottish, but identifies as 7/8ths. He is a sales rep for Kane’s Kandy in the U.K., Southwest India, and Florida.
Lemmy & Pooh: Lemmy is 1 yr older than his twin brother Pooh. Pooh is the larger more dominant brother. So beautiful they were ordered to wear masks to conceal their Golden looks. Those that look upon their naked faces will suffer a fatal heart attack from such astonishment. Their mother was the last to see them without their masks. She is missed.
Lolly Pop Cisco: Lolly Pop was a floor supervisor at Kane’s Factory. Kane was curious and asked why he was called Lolly Pop. Lolly explained that his parents liked the name so they decided that is what they will name him. Kane was so impressed with the story that he had a custom lollipop bat made for Cisco.
Baron Von Licorice: When Baron was 7 he found some whips while rummaging through his mom’s closet. He has been fascinated with making whips out of any material he can find ever since. Working at Kane’s Factory, he stumbled across licorice the length of 6 feet. The rest is history.
Jagger: Head security officer at Kane's Factory. Unlike Gil, Jagger completed the Police Academy and soon joined the force. He was fired the first day, because he ate the captain’s wife’s last donuts.
Dr. Dental DeCay: Dr. DeCay lobbies congress for more sugar. He even created a sugary toothpaste to ensure kids will get more cavities. He does this so he can run tests on his patients and make improvements on his drill. Plus all his 401K stock is in Kane Industries. DeCay wasn't available for the photo shoot, but was kind enough to submit a picture of his drill.
Sugar Roy Leon: One of Kane’s favorite games growing up was Mike Tyson’s Punch Out on the NES. Kane intends to develop a game called Sugar Roy Leon’s Knock Out, but he needs Sugar Roy to win the heavyweight title first to spark enough interest from millions of kids. Kane plans to market Sugar Roy by creating a new candy bar titled the Super Sugar Roy Hyper Bar. Early tests have caused multiple illnesses and 4 deaths. It’s suppose to taste pretty good though.
Lionel DaVinci: Lionel’s real name is Ozzy. He volunteers as Kane’s personal pet. Of course, he is not an actual animal so he wears a lion head. Kane hopes to round up more people to become pets like Lionel and create a zoo next to his factory in hopes more kids will see the factory and sublimely desire more candy. So far no one wants to participate as an animal and spend their days living in a zoo. Lionel really doesn’t know any better.
Kandy Kane: CEO
Gear Head McGraw: Not much is known about this mysterious person, other than he goes by a different name to some. Who is he and what is he up to?
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Lita: Lita was a timid secretary for Kane. Over time she became infatuated with him and resigned as secretary to become his personal body guard. Lita expects a marriage proposal as soon as Kane leaves his 3rd wife, 2 mistresses, and eventually starts talking to her. She doesn't appear at all.