Sugar & Spice Sometimes Don’t Mix So Nice
Angus: Angus is a prime example of not getting an education. When not being a sparring dummy, he shines Kane’s shoes and picks lint off of Kane’s suits.
Brett: Brett is the lead singer of the band TOXIN. In his off time, he poses as a surfer, but refuses to go into the water afraid the salt from the ocean might damage his flawless feathered golden hair.
Yngwie: Yngwie plays in a 70’s rock cover band. The band does quite well securing major corporation gigs. This allows him to earn a much better living than what Kane’s Candy Factory offers. He has been performing less and less as Kane schedules him on midnights. He is the only salaried HR staff to have this shift. Currently Kane’s 88th best friend for 1/2 year, so he feels obligated to maintain his loyalty to Kane.
Wallace: Wallace is 1/16th Scottish, but identifies as 7/8ths. He is a sales rep for Kane’s Dandy Kandyies in the U.K., Southwest India, and Florida.
Maynard the Purply Mime: He performs frequently at the park. Unsuspecting to parents, he passes out candy and keeps his thugs roaming the park to make sure the supply never runs low.
Lita: Lita was a timid secretary for Kane. Over time she became infatuated with him and resigned as secretary to become his personal body guard. Lita expects a marriage proposal as soon as Kane leaves his 3rd wife, 2 mistresses, and eventually starts talking to her.
James: James dreams of following the footsteps of many pop stars. Any downtime he has he practices lip syncing so he can perform just like the pros perform live. Until then he will continue to work security at Kane’s Factory.
Ulrich: Ulrich is an astrophysicist and Kane’s nephew. Kane convinced him that family comes first and was able to get him to quit his work at NASA to employ his skills at the factory. He is paid slightly above minimum wage, but receives 3% off all the candy he purchased.
LollyPop Cisco: LollyPop was a floor supervisor at Kane’s Factory. Kane was curious and asked why he was called LollyPop. Lolly explained that his parents liked the name so they decided that is what they will name him. Kane was so impressed with the story that he had a custom lollipop bat made for Cisco.
Baron Von Licorice: When Baron was 7 he found some whips while rummaging through his mom’s closet. He has been fascinated with making whips out of any material he can find ever since. Working at Kane’s Factory, he stumbled across licorice the length of 6 feet. The rest is history.
Lemmy & Gavs: Lemmy is 1 yr older than his twin brother Gavs. Gavs is the larger more dominant brother. So beautiful they were ordered to wear masks to conceal their Golden looks. Those that look upon their naked faces will suffer a fatal heart attack from such astonishment. Their mother was the last to see them without their masks. She is missed.
Jagger: Head security officer at Dandy Kandy’s Factory. Unlike Gil, Jagger completed the Police Academy and soon joined the force. He was fired the first day, because he ate the captain’s wife’s last donut.
Sugar Roy Leon: Kane’s favorite game growing up was Mike Tyson’s Punch Out on the NES. Kane intends to develop a game called Sugar Roy Leon’s Knock Out, but he needs Sugar Roy to win the heavyweight title first to spark enough interest from millions of kids. Kane plans to market Sugar Roy by creating a new candy bar titled the Super Sugar Roy Hyper Bar. Early tests have caused multiple illnesses and 4 deaths. It’s suppose to taste pretty good though.
Dr. Dental DeCay: Dr. DeCay lobbies congress for more sugar. He even created a sugary toothpaste to ensure kids will get more cavaties. He does this so he can run tests on his patients and make improvements on his drill. Plus all his 401K stock is in Kane Industries.
Eddie V Hurlin: A once Olympic hopeful until he went so fast his hair flung from his head. Devasted by the loss, he applied for a position at Dandy Kandies. He was offered a job and now is a designated base runner for when the company has softball matches with other companies. You can say things are looking up.
Kandy Kane: CEO and main boss.
...and several other minions will be ready to keep kids fed a sugary diet.
.........who or what is this?
Lional DaVinchie: Lional’s real name is Ozzy. He volunteers as Kane’s personal pet. Of course, he is not an actual animal so he wears a lion head. Kane hopes to round up more people to become pets like Lional and create a zoo next to his factory in hopes more kids will see the factory and sublimely desire more candy. So far no one wants to participate as an animal and spend their days living in a zoo. Lional really doesn’t know any better.
Gear Head McGraw: Not much is known about this mysterious person, other than he goes by a different name to some. Who is he and what is he up to?
Believe me, this wasn’t easy getting these bad boys to pose long enough to sketch this pic.